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I have a group of friends that have been getting together every Sunday night for, what has come to be known as, Doc Night. A little over a year old and and Doc Night is still going strong, sometimes packing my friend Andrea's living room with 30+ bodies. Over the year, we have watched a wide range of documentaries like The September Issue, Marwencol, American Movie, Restrepo, The Bridge, Food, Inc., and Helvetica. Many of the movies are tied with deep emotions and polarizing opinions causing long group discussions.

A little bit ago, I suggested we change it up and watch a documentary far from something we could relate to on a human scale. I'm talking about space! With many supporters, this past Sunday we hopped into our spaceship, plant earth, as Inside the Milky Way flew us around our galaxy and universe. Filled with fanatical, wire haired scientists and extreme detail discovered purely on a few mathematical equations, I was in heaven. We even phoned a nuclear physicist to answer our more difficult questions.

One piece of information really stood out. That is, we don't actually know what our Milky Way galaxy looks like because we have never be able to get above it to take a picture. In that mind exploding moment I was reminded of a little gem I found a few years back. I stumbled on a product called Location Earth Dog Tags during a personal exploration of alien life. The dog tags are your alien abdutor's tool to getting you back home if they have simply forgotten where they picked you up.


The dog tag clearly points out the location our planet in the solar system, humanoids, important pulsars (uh, I'm not sure what that is), and earth's land masses. The company is so sure you won't get lost in the galaxy, you are entitled to a full refund if you're not safely returned to earth.

After that I began remembering other useful pieces of alien abduction stories. Paul Sahre, a well known graphic designer, once camped out with a home made alien abduction kit, in hopes it would attract and aid his UFO abductors. The kit included boots, a probe, a "I want to believe" button, some Vonnegut, binoculars, a compass, jump suit, and (of course) a thought protection helmet.

I even once watch a crazy mockumentary about a man that disappeared. The file crew interviewed his friends and family and they all believed he voluntarily was abducted by aliens and his girlfriend was waiting for him and aliens would return for her. There was also a good amount of crazy rednecks shooting guns at things. The only thing is I can't find any evidence this movie existed. It has seem to have disappeared as easily as the man in the story or maybe my affinity for alien culture had created the movie experience in my head.

If you've read this far you must believe the truth is out there too. Check out Steven Hawking's view of alien life. He is sure the chance of extra-terrestrial life in our cosmos is very great.

With UFO reports coming in every three minutes and alien abductions on the rise ever since Fox Molder quit the X-Files, we must get serious about what is really out there in space. To stop alien abductions visit www.stopabductions.com for helpful tips on thought screen helmets and to discover the telepathic war we face with aliens. The helmet has been successfully used by former abductees for the pass twelve years. Also, if you do come in contact with aliens, please be a good earthly ambassador because Will Smith is really only an actor and probably won't save our butts when they attack.